#the hunter that monsters have nightmares about
adults on this site and elsewhere on the net and irl too generally need to show some more fucking restraint in all of their interactions w/ minors
Andrew Garfield for F*** Magazine (April 2014)
'Cause I'm only H U M A N.
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
“Who swears the most?" - "It’s me, I’m ashamed. I’m sorry."
Day 2: Jesse Pinkman
I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes
I fucking know what happened previously ok
I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know
Derek being emotional.
“It’s like meditating… between action and cut I’m in a completely different head space, it’s a high"
okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos
tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location
the possibilities are endless
the best type of party is a constellation party. it’s where you all lay down on the grass, look at the stars and constantly remind yourselves that you’re all insignificant specks in a vast ever changing universe. everybody leaves crying