Go read this. It’s really important.
Be kind to one another.
Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
"I think it’s just a very natural thing that we do as human beings. We all have an imagination, we all fantasize; I think it’s just a result of mixing different kinds of fantasies together. Genre and fantasy are things that let us escape the rules of life and allow us to imagine the impossible. I think that will always be popular. It doesn’t apply only to werewolves and vampires; imagination, fantasy and creativity are things that belong to everyone, in countless forms."
Coming soon to Disney…
yo im not playin around but i genuinely cant tell whos who rn
Dean Winchester, Slash Sheriff
CAN THIS BE A THING
PLEASE I AM CRYING
OH MY GOD
happy 34th birthday to harry james potter! (and jk rowling)
can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
What the fuck is wrong with you…